The Thoughtless Experiment

#54 - LBJ’s Johnson | The Thoughtless Experiment

We open with an important lesson on the principles of linear momentum. A teacher gets fired for simply educating her students. We discuss Sean’s recent trip to the Big Apple, crime rates, and of course rats. We dive into the JFK assassination and finally uncover the truth: who was truly responsible for it. Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube.

#53 - Burning Man Blues | The Thoughtless Experiment

We dive into burning man (literally) and talk about a very special attraction at the festival that is fun for the whole family. Michael Bay is a bird murdering psychopath. And what it takes to be a high-value man in today’s competitive modern world. Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube.
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#52 - Clean Laundry & Dirty People | The Thoughtless Experiment

Today we celebrate 1 year of The Thoughtless Experiment. A year of laughs, a year of courage, a year of thoughtlessness. We talk about Las Vegas and a very respectable conference that happens annually in sin city, debate the morality of mass revolts against capitalists, and then it just gets really, really dark. Hope you enjoy. Whether you’re new or old, thanks for being a listener. Help grow the show so we can keep the train rolling. Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube. And out of curiosity, let us know in the comments if you’d sign up for a Patreon for more content.

#51 - Carvana for People | The Thoughtless Experiment

We’re back in the studio. The day is hot, the news is hot, your hosts are ugly. We talk about everyone’s favorite way to buy a car: via vending machine, and why you will eventually buy everything from vending machines (like day laborers). We talk about huge stories in the sports world: a football player sells out to Saudi Arabia, and a tragic story from the other football world. And a bunch more insane stuff. We had fun. ENJOY! Help the show grow! Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube. 

#50 - Ideal Jimmy John’s Sandwich | The Thoughtless Experiment

First Sean’s grandfather betrayed him by dying, then Sean’s preferred airline Southwest betrayed him by dying shortly thereafter. We’ll be back in-person in Austin next week. We talk about spending the holidays with family, gift card economics, and we close it out with some heartwarming stories. A Putin critic fell to his death from a hotel, and a new tyrant has risen to power. Help the show grow! Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube. And we love you for bearing with us. No one is perfect.

#49 - Fieri 2024 (feat. Ehsan Ahmad & John Hoeft) | The Thoughtless Experiment

Sorry we’re late this week. Sean was at a funeral, like for real. Tony and Sean are joined by local Austin comedians Ehsan Ahmad and John Hoeft (Sean calls in from his grandfather’s burial site). They break down all the hot topics (Ye, Twitter), pitch candidates for the 2024 presidential election, argue over whether Brittney Griner is a traitor to the United States, and lots more. Help the show grow! Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube. And check out our friends they’re both very funny.

#48 - I Miss The Old Kanye | The Thoughtless Experiment

Tony and Sean break down the latest on Ye, the seeming cultural return to religious society, and the new movement inclusive and progressive Nazism. They also talk about Sean’s grandfather who recently died, did learn Sean was an atheist right before. We also listened to our favorite band Coldplay and learn the origin of their name. Help the show grow! Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube.

#47 - The Church of Satan at UT Austin | The Thoughtless Experiment

Tony and Sean reflect on a heated exchange they had after watching Steven Spielberg’s biopic “The Fabelmans”. They call UT Austin to inquire about the process of starting a Satanist Church on the campus (for real). They dive into the latest Kanye drama and learn about his new friend Nick Fuentes, a latino neo-Nazi. And a bunch of other insanity. ENJOY. Happy holidays. Help the show grow! Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube.

#46 - Joel Osteen: Statistical Terrorist | The Thoughtless Experiment

Tony and Sean dive into the rich culture of Qatar and the huge event everyone’s talking about: the dissolution of the nation-state. Also, The World Cup. They learn about stochastic terrorism and why Joel Osteen is statistically a terrorist. They close it out with things that they’re thankful for. Help the show grow! Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube.

#45 - Dick Cheney Shot My Horse | The Thoughtless Experiment

Tony and Sean break down the story on everyone’s mind right now: Dick Cheney shot a guy and never apologized. They also discuss the various animals employed by law enforcement and additional animals that could help the police do their jobs better. And also they made a new, updated pledge of allegiance. Review us on Spotify/Apple and subscribe on YouTube.